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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Love Letters Sent: 6
Endless Night Skies: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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