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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 18
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

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