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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Animals Bred: 74 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 1875

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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