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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 784 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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