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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crops Grown: 6735
New Chunks Explored: 44571 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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