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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 444

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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