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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2522 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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