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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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