CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5568	Farms Harvested:	317
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	730006	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Votes:	838
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	174
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	4297	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	1164	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	4942	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4714	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	6227	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Potions Brewed:	185	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	9651	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!