come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Potions Brewed: 151
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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