Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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