CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	93
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7108
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6379	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	176	Void Gems Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6076
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5191

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Craftbox

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Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.