HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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