HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1183 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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