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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 135 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
