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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
