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PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Divine Spears Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	286	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mines Excavated:	2681
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1890	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	177	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crops Grown:	3221
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Votes:	6428
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Star Shards Collected:	84	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9919
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	2651
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!