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Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	210752

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	221
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	103894
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

#youtube, Communication, creeper, Discord, Drool, Gaming, glove technology, innovation, iPhone, multi-million dollar companies, NERDS, NerdyCraft, rule, Scares, Smartphone, talent management, Talents, Technology, tracking devices, tracking gloves, tracking technology, video sharing, virtual reality, virtual reality devices, vive trackers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	3764	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3