CraftyPovertyPro | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Community Coop

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4393	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	843
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3916
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Royal Island SkyBlock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyShard

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Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

Features:

Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DogRescueDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Dragon Eggs Found:	6865	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Zombie Dances:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8094	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

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lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	9822	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

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OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ores Mined:	9852	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2