If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Farms Harvested: 694 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8249

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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