If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Towns Built: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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