If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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