If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8109 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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