If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 New Chunks Explored: 904194

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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