If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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