CraftyPovertyPro | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1660	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoConseqRuleBreaker

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Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StarshipSkyHigh

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blockia Minecraft

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Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

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🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

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Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

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yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5607	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Half Year Kids Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

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so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24