Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DogRescueDrama

adjustment, adoption, aita, anger, Asia, Behavior, DogRescueDrama, Effort, Europe, Foresight, Friend, Frustration, MONEY, ownership, Pets, regulations, rehoming, rescue dog, soulmate, Stability, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Experience, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonders, CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff, funny stories, imaginative minds, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	705

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, clash, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, Estonian defense minister, european union, exclusive interview, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, nato, NATORussia, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory

lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

$6.6 Million, 6.6M, Antiques, art, Auction, basement, Collectibles, discovery, found, hidden, History, Investment, investment opportunity, Junk Dealer, Lost Picasso, Masterpiece, Painting, PicassoCraft, rare, Treasure, valuable, wealth

OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

attention seeking, Boundaries, breaking the 4th wall, Celebrity, Drama, Fame, Gen, gen z, internet culture, media exposure, online harassment, parasocial relationships, performance art, Performers, privacy invasion, psychological effects, public scrutiny, social media, stage presence, StageCrafters, swatting, throwing stuff, toxic chats

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Apocalypse ModArchy

Anarchy, Modpack Forge Anarchy Curseforge Zombie Network Modded Total Performance Uptime Player Experience Gig Horror Server Modarchy DeceasedCraft App Curse Network, Survival

Born 10/4/24, Apocalypse ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.18.2.

A horrifying apocalyptic modpack. Why not make it anarchy!

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/deceasedcraft

Curseforge app is required.

Modded zombie apocalypse anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ultimate Factions

Adventure, Community, competitive, Crates, Custom spawn, Factions, Friends, Fun, Inviting, Jobs, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival, Teleport, Ultimate

Factions server with jobs, quests, crates, random teleport, custom spawn, pvp, play with your friends and join this great community.

Remember that you will get rewards for inviting more players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

Active, bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, family friendly, free, Friendly, java, KapiServer, Mature, Modded, Plugins, PvP, responsive, roam, RUN, Scared, Sheep, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Requirements	You are over 18 years old
	You are an active player

What We Offer:

Features	A completely free world
	A server with 80+ mods including Create and MineColonies
	A pleasant time spent together
	Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join our server by following the link provided above to our Discord server. Once you join, our server host will provide you with the necessary information to join the Minecraft server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. Our rules are posted on our Discord server and in the server chat. Breaking these rules may result in consequences determined by the server host.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our Minecraft server. However, please ensure that they meet the requirements mentioned above and follow the rules of the server.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

While we encourage creativity and freedom in gameplay, we do have some restrictions in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These restrictions may include limitations on griefing, cheating, and inappropriate behavior.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

This Is The Way Minecraft Server

audience analysis, audience behavior, audience engagement, audience feedback, audience growth, audience interaction, audience response, audience retention, audience segmentation, brand awareness, Content Creation, cucking, Digital Marketing, few weeks out, marketing strategy, Minecraft, new audience, online presence, Server, social media, way to do it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, MIA, Mia’s normal pills, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Moretti, Moretti Madness Edition, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, thread theme, video game, visual novel, Wani Hug That Gator

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	9551
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Baby name, BaguetteCraft, controversy, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, emotional, family, French name, friend conflict, grandmother, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed heritage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, social norms, tradition, Tribute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4443
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

10. Creative Skills, 11. Talent Development, 12. Learning New Skills, 13. Personal Growth, 14. self-improvement, 15. Talent Acquisition, 16. Talent Enhancement, 17. Talent Mastery, 18. Talent Acquisition, 19. Talent Development, 2. Wish, 20. Talent Acquisition., 3. Grasp, 4. Skills, 5. Abilities, 6. Natural Talent, 7. Artistic Talent, 8. Musical Talent, 9. Athletic Ability, Minecraft, smp, talent, TalentlessTurtle

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8164
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperCameClose

brush with death, brush with disaster, cheating death, close call, CreeperCameClose, dancing with death, dodging death, escaping the reaper, facing mortality, heart-pounding moment, heart-stopping encounter, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, staring death in the face, survival story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPoundsLost

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DogRescueDrama

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CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

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CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

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UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

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PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

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Apocalypse ModArchy

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Ultimate Factions

Updated October 20, 2024

Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Overview:

What We Offer:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

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CreeperCameClose

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