CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	260	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1568
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Farms Harvested:	654	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crops Grown:	4239	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8456	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crops Grown:	2534	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2034
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3992	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.