CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	2958
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4131
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7547

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	778	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Runes Activated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	441618	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7854

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.