join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY