CraftyPottyPalace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2130	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	89	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LottoLlamaCraft

Best Friend, big win, celebration, dream come true, exciting news, family member, financial freedom, Gratitude, life changing, life-altering, lottery jackpot, lotto winner, LottoLlamaCraft, lucky day, sharing the news, spreading joy, sudden wealth, telling loved ones, thrilling moment, unexpected windfall, winning ticket

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5483	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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hEy yOu! yEs yOu! wAnNa jOiN tHe mOsT ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR?! wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, oN tHiS sErVeR wE hAvE nOrThErN bAlD iBiSeS bAcK fRoM tHe bRiNk oF eXtInCtIoN! yOu cAn hAnG oUt wItH tHeSe cOoL bIrDs aNd bUiLd yOuR oWn cItY fOr tHeM tO lIvE iN! aNd iF yOu dOn’T lIkE bIrDs, wE hAvE tAlKiNg cArRoTs aNd dAnCiNg pIgS tOo! cOmE jOiN uS fOr aN aBsOlUtElY cRaZy tImE, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4649

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

addiction, addiction recovery, African American, black guy, Cigarette, discrimination, guy, lung cancer, Minecraft, Minority, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, Race, smoking, smoking behavior, smoking cessation, smp, Social Issues, stereotype, tobacco, tobacco industry, unhealthy habit

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	395
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5281
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	2345
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	313	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1