join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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