join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY