join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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