CraftyPolitico2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	9604	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7933	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	203	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	7136
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2