CraftyPickupLines | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	109
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3613	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	5002	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.