CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	3325	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/free-bedrock-server-hosting/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3411
New Chunks Explored:	124765	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	2586

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!