CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mythical Mines

Fantasy Adventure Magic Mythology Quests Creatures Enchanted Legends Ancient Legendary Dungeons Dragons Heroes Enchantment Magical Lore Questing Epic Legendary Adventure Uprising, Prison

MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ScholarMC

Adventure, Community, competitive, Exploration, Fighting, Gaming, Grinding, Ip:, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, ScholarMC, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Version

ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2008	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

1.21, Active Staff, Adventure, appropriate language, be respectful, Cheating, Discord, Economy System, Ember, Ember wing, exploit, Explore, flavor, Isnt, join us today, Life, Modded, No Griefing, Regular Events, Server Rules, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist, WING

Emberwing Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21
Discord	Join our Discord

Explore a world like no other on Emberwing Minecraft server!

Why Choose Us:

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

Join us today on Emberwing Minecraft server for an adventure of a lifetime!

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to start your adventure? Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WaWa World – Minecraft Server

3D Anniversary Live, art source, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions Kiara, chimera, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Seven Days Schedule, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, wawa, world

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kiara’s latest stream? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate finale of the Seven Days schedule! Join us for some epic gameplay that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like Kiara’s fans during her Myth Reunion stream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so mind-blowing that it will take you beyond the way, through fire and ice, and into the depths of Takotori MC. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Pineapple dimension that will leave you questioning reality.

And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos of our server, fear not! We have a Chimera stream that will guide you through the madness, along with a Sleep Talking MV that will help you find your way back to reality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get wilder than a Holotori Dance party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.