CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7793
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	9421
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	1359	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCreeperWedding

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4988
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VugledarMarineElite

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.