CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	639
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	5652	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8426	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchantments Applied:	75
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	9732

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	139
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!