so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Dragons Tamed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mines Excavated: 4974

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 213 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 21684 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 432 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Enchantments Applied: 55
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4497
    Zombie Dances: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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