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Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Divine Spears Created: 26 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 59

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY