Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2968 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Emeralds Found: 3916 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

    A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

    Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

    For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
    Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    Jobless Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

    Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

    CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike
    LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

    One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

    Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

    So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Row Survival

    Row Survival

    + – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Skyrise

    Skyrise

    Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

    Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

    Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

    Join us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2166 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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