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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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