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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Divine Spears Created: 27 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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