CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	126
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Farms Harvested:	947	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1773	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Head Spin Fun

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are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	3816
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4484
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

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Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16