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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	551790
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	1105
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Head Spin Fun

3D head pose, 5D rotation representation, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer vision, deep learning, facial analysis, facial landmark detection, facial orientation, facial pose estimation, facial pose recognition, facial pose tracking, facial recognition, Fun, head movement tracking, Head pose estimation, head pose tracking, head tracking, image processing, machine learning, pose estimation, rotation estimation, SPIN

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

Abilities, Apocalypse, armor, auraskills, Azera, Builders, Camp, Central Shopping District, communities, cream, Custom Items, Discord Linking, Dynmap, Farming, Friendly, Ice, Machines, Magic, Player Shops, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Slimefun, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist, zombie

Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	246	Villages Defended:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4