CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

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Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoMirrorNoProblem

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yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	193	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7943

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Therapist’s Office

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come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Become Fashion Stars! Join in for Pixelmon Reforged fun with a twist of Custom Textures Galore! No Pay2Win, just Pokemon joy and Timber Mod madness!

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Astral Pixelmon <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/jeffys-minecraft-meltdown-sml-parody/">Server</a>

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

IP Address	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

Features:

EV Training	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Crates
Adult Owned	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids	Gambling	Timber Mod	Resource World
Vanilla Mobs	Custom Textures	Gym Leaders	GTS
Auction House	Weekly Events	Spleef Events	Pixelmon Hunts

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Pixelmon does the server run?: A: The server runs the latest version of Pixelmon.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?: A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?: A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: How can I become a Gym Leader on the server?: A: You can apply to become a Gym Leader by reaching out to our staff team through Discord or in-game.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	653
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	831804

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	772	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8315	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

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Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!