Updated October 24, 2024
Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 658949 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 108 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?
So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.