so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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